Friday Night Massacre Bulletin Board

LEAGUE MESSAGES

Shantytown Team 51146 at 2:54 pm Fri, 10/1
Jack describes us as bitter, but nothing could be further from the truth.
We're happy because we like ourselves. What's not to like? And that is what is important. We may distain some of you commonfolk, but that's just the way the world is. We just happen to be on top of the heap. We're winners, our mothers told us so.

After all, we are the Award-Winning Members of Team 51146. Pure greatness is simply what we achieve. Whether its fantasy baseball or simply being a high roller, baby we've got it all. When we think of names like the Dalai Lama, Steinbrenner, Scorsese, Allen, Miller, Christensen, all just pure excellence.

As a great man once said "If you don't like it, learn to live with it, because it's the best thing going today." Prophetic words indeed.

Good luck and Godspeed to all of you idiots-

VIVA Team 51146!! VIVA Team 51146!! VIVA Team 51146!!

Jeff christensen

Normal Irregulars at 11:34 am Fri, 10/1
Jack is my best friend. That's why it is so ironic that writing him that big fat winner's check will bring me so much displeasure. Nothing makes my gut churn more than having to admit, once again, that Jack beat me in a fantasy league. Damn it! I'm sick of this *@!&! One of these days Jack-o. One of these days.

Be on the lookout for a farewell email. I'll take a look back at this year's quest for crown, talk a little about next year, and include some statistics regarding how things would've turned out had we played the traditional rotisserie (sp?) scoring system.

http://www.teamzim.com/augie/

Matthew Augustine

Stevens Point Tree Huggers at 11:31 am Wed, 9/29
The rants of the bitter Sh!ttyTowners are coming to a close. It is too bad the season has to end. Once again the trophy comes home to where it belongs. Kent Mercker can't save you now Colin!! Send me my Winner's check right now Augie as this season is closed. Thanks for the cash everyone!! :-)

Jonathan George

Sheboygan Silly Wickets at 8:29 pm Tue, 9/21
Hmmmmm.... I still think if you want to build a house by a pitcher, at least use a real carpenter, like Chris.... And Mr. Doppelganger, I am sad to see you and your team dismantled. Long a credit to this league, it is a sad refelction when an honourable manager like yourself feels unable to compete in the modern marketplace. But just because you are turning your attention to the Interns league, do not think you will have an easy time there.... My dummy team front has managed to do quite nicely there, while allowing me the continued laundering of quality players for the Massacre league.

Colin Walsh

Dale Road Dopplegangers at 5:52 am Tue, 9/21
It is with a great deal of sadness and regret that the Seegler ownership group announces the impending abandonment of the Dale Road franchise in the face of irrefutable evidence that the fix is in. Magglio Ordonez, Vinny Castilla and Matt Mantei have been referred to the office of esteemed baseball overlord and grand poobah Bud "Rico Suave" Selig for questioning about their lack of hustle during the Irregulars series. The Seegler managment group will hereby return their full attention to the sterling Waubesa Whiffers of the Interns league, where integrity and good sportsmanship apparently still count for something. We had such high hopes for the Massacre league, but can no longer endure the corruption of the high-rolling Bloomington/Normal underworld. Our Wayne Gomes glossy photo is lying torn and tear-stained on the floor.

Daniel Seeger

Place Witty Name Here at 9:12 am Mon, 9/20
So soorry I'm not facing the dillydongers in week two of the playoffs. It would have been too sweet to lose to them in the regular season only to post an upset in the playoffs (remember last football season, Dan?). As for the Inexcusables I will be glad to help your sorry little Illinois based team continue its downward spiral. For I am the consolation bracket king!

John Tracy

Point Chilli Peppers at 5:14 pm Thu, 8/19
So, team Shanty-whatever your number is, what's it like to be completely in love with yourself?

ViVa This

Wayne Semmerling Jr.

Indolent Flyballs at 8:05 pm Wed, 5/19
As viceroy to the Federation of Indolence, I declare our total and complete occupation of 4 offensive categories. We will continue to honor fair battles in pitching categories and stolen bases. Any attempts to counter our efforts in other categories will be turned away with sudden and powerful force. Oh, I'm afraid the McGwire shields will be fully operational by the time your stats arrive....

Matthew Mcclellan

Last Minute Cecil Fielders at 1:00 pm Fri, 4/16
Hey Jack--I only have 4 words to say... "I told you so!"
Girl Power!!!

Tracie Augustine