Hog
Report®
Oink,
oink, snort… here comes the Hog
Report®
for week 10.
Hog
of the Week –
Geez another week, 3rd consecutive week... where 3 teams eclipse the one hundred
point total. The Bear Necessities
clawed past the TD-less Pigskins in convincing fashion scoring 103 points… the
Puck Fackers finish off the Supreme Ruler’s C4 Explosives, without a Kicker or a
Defense team, scoring 118 points… and in the most remarkable performance ever in
SFFL league history, Matt Spencer’s Buffalo Soldiers absolutely
annihilated wildcard hopeful Rough Riders by 76 points… the Buffs
scored 156 points!! (SFFL past high scores - David
Taylor’s Teasers scored 143 pts during week 7 in 2002… Butch Eads’ Bear
Necessities scored 140 pts during week 4 in 2003.)
In
other games of note; the Flea Flickers got
their first win of the season!!!
The Flickers are no
longer Floppers... they topped the Blackcats 86-74. And the game that captured
everyone’s attention, the Southsiders came up just short in their bid to upset
the dreaded Widowmakers. The final score... The
Evil
Empire
94 and the Southsiders
90.
Despite this past weekend’s high scoring performances by the Puck Fackers and Bear Necessities… the Buffs would have beaten both convincingly. The Buffs 156 points beat the Fackers by 38 and the Bears by 53. A record setting week worth mentioning… 9 TDs, 841 passing, rushing, and receiving yards, no interceptions, no fumbles, 2 Extra Points, 3 Field Goals, Defensive Fumble Recovered, 4 Interceptions, 3 Sacks, 125 yards allowed. There's absolutely no question in my mind... the Buffalo Soldiers are this week's Hog of the Week. Congratulations Matt Spencer!
WOW! One Hundred and Fifty Six Points!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOTW
Past winners…
Week
1 – Puck Fackers,
Week
2 – P-Cubed, Rough Riders
Week
3 – Bear Necessities
Week
4 – D-Teasers
Week
5 – C4 Explosives, Rough Riders
Week
6 – C4 Explosives
Week
7 – D-Teasers
Week
8 – Widowmakers
Week
9 –
Pigskins
Week
10 –
The
Hog
Report®
presents its
exclusive ‘Points in the Pen’. This year, to expand upon our reputation
of providing totally useless information, we take a look at what could have
been. Aided by highly sophisticated
gadgetry (calculators) and state-of-the-art statistical notation (paper and
pencil), this publication has compiled mind-numbing estimatics (table below) that backwardly projects optimal
scores based on optimal lineups.
|
This
weeks results: |
Optimal
Lineups: |
|
Bears
103 Pigskins
70 |
Bears
124 Pigskins
70 |
|
Widowmakers
94 Southsiders
90 |
Widowmakers
99 Southsiders 90 |
|
Puck
Fackers 118 C4 Explosives
96 |
Puck
Fackers 118 C4 Explosives
103 |
|
D-Teasers
88 P-Cubed
75 |
D-Teasers
98 P-Cubed
107 |
|
|
|
|
Flea
Flickers 86 Blackcats
74 |
Flea
Flickers 123 Blackcats
77 |
Optimal Wins – games you would have won with the optimal lineup in...
Week
1 – Blackcats, Flea
Flickers, C4 Explosives
Week
2 – Roughriders, Pigskins(TIE)
Week
3 – Southsiders
Week
4 – None
Week
5 – P-Cubed
Week
6 – P-Cubed,
Flea
Flickers,
Week
7 – None
Week
8 – None
Week
9 – P-Cubed
Week
10 – P-Cubed
And
finally, a look at the wildcard standings...
|
SFFL
Team |
Breakdown |
Points |
Wildcard
Breakdown Notes
|
|
Widowmakers |
79-29-2 |
913 |
The
Evil
Empire
remains
on top |
|
Puck
Fackers |
71-36-3 |
873 |
Puck
Fackers moves up 1 spot |
|
|
68-41-1 |
914 |
Buffalo
Soldiers moves up 2 spots |
|
Rough
Riders |
67-41-2 |
879 |
Rough
Riders moves down 2 spots |
|
C4
Explosives |
63-46-1 |
842 |
C4
Explosives moves up 1 spot |
|
D-Teasers |
62-46-2 |
839 |
D-Teasers
moves down 2 spots |
|
Bear
Necessities |
54-52-4 |
773 |
Bear
Necessities moves up 1 spot |
|
Pigskins |
48-61-1 |
780 |
Pigskins
moves down 1 spot |
|
Blackcats |
41-68-1 |
731 |
Blackcats
remain 9th |
|
P-Cubed |
38-72-0 |
738 |
P-Cubed
remains 10th |
|
Flea
Flickers |
31-78-1 |
633 |
Flea
Flickers remain 11th |
|
Southsiders |
27-79-4 |
656 |
Southsiders
remain last |
Where’s
Widow?